Cracker Salad- This sounds so ridiculously simple that I almost didn't try it.  This takes just pennies on the serving to make and you probably have almost every ingredient in your kitchen right now!  This is impossibly simple but OH SO YUMMY!

1 sleeve smashed saltines (feel free to name then after anyone that is irritating you when smashing them:)
3-4 chopped green onions
2 chopped tomatoes
1 chopped bell pepper
1 c mayonnaise
2 hard boiled eggs
a couple of grinds of fresh peppercorn and salt
1 pinch red pepper flakes
1 hand of chopped parsley

Mix onions, tomatoes, peppers,  mayonnaise, eggs, parsley, salt and peppers. Toss in the crushed crackers and serve immediately. I made this for a pic-nic years ago and one guest still asks for this each time she comes over!